In breaking news today, this reporter heard that a branch of the government allegedly wants proof of Ryan Reynold’s Canadian citizenship, suspecting that he is actually not Canadian at all. Although polite and friendly and extremely helpful with many good causes, all common traits of Canadians, they are allegedly pointing to the fact that he does not say “eh?” after completing his statements and questions. It’s commonly accepted that all Canadians do so.
It was leaked that the CIOI (Canadian Investigators of Impostors) allegedly has been conducting an on-going investigation, surveying Reynolds activities, recording all of his conversations for several months, including his video entries on Instagram.
Although the report seems highly unlikely and will prove to be a rumor, this reporter contacted Daniel Side who, as you may recall from a previous interview, was intent on getting Reynolds to play the lead role in his latest novel, EXPEDITION BORNEO. To him, it seemed critical that the role be played by a Canadian. Side had this to say when I broke the alleged accusations regarding Reynolds.
“I am shocked and deeply disturbed by these vicious rumors, and I refuse to believe them. I’m sure they have been orchestrated by someone intent on besmirching the name of a good Canadian and fine human being. This does not change my focus on pursuing Ryan for the role. I’m sure these rumors will be proven false.”